To the Roughly 500 Subscribers and Comment Leavers on this Site,
As the majority of you seem quick enough to discern, this xanga is indeed a hoax. We acknowledge the fact that this is a completely fictional portrayal of a faux-celebrity who is in fact nothing but a media whore, and quite possibly simply a whore in general. Also, thank you to the truly brilliant (we say that in the most sarcastic tone) individuals who felt the need to point out the fact that it is fake (yes, all of you captains of the obvious), and make such classic comments as
“love when little girls go on xanga and pretend to be famous ppl....ahh loser ok i no this isn't paris bc she wouldn't no how to use this and probally has no time soo stop being gay and stop pretending to be her.”
Or- “good job butt this is not paris soo i think someone needs to stop stalkin someone and get a new day job cuase paris hilton is a dumb ditsy blond that prob dont know how to turn on a computer”
Clearly, your intelligence level is made obvious by the abbreviation “ppl” the use of “probally”, the use of “stop being gay” and also…. “butt” instead of but. In addition, you all need to go back to school and pay attention in English class when they teach this thing called “grammar”. Yes, very modern concept, it makes you write sentences WELL.
Anyway, the simple fact that all of you blog obsessive individuals felt the need to comment at all on a false celebrity website suggests one of two things….that you truly don’t understand the tremendous stupidity that consumes the human race, or that you were holding out some glimmer of hope that this was in fact..paris Hilton. (We received emails from many of you who insulted her publicly and then fawned over her privately. Very ridiculous.)
You may still be wondering why this website was started. In fact, you’re probably quite prepared to write a scathing comment about how we’re still losers. Well, this was actually set up by a group of college students at Northwestern University working in conjunction with a professor as a communications study on the blog trend. This is not the work of one “stalker” with “no life”, but instead was the concept of many and a project that provided endless amusement to those involved. Paris Hilton was just exploding into popularity at the time this site was started, and thus she was chosen over other candidates such as Lindsay Lohan, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, and even Adam Brody. We wanted to gauge public reaction and experiment first hand with how easy it was to masquerade as someone else online.
Apparently, it’s ridiculously easy. So thank you, your moronic comments provided countless laughs and made some highly amusing Powerpoint slides in our presentation. We may have gotten our A’s long ago, but we just had to leave the site up for at least a while longer as it was just too humorous. We were going to take it to an obviously satirical level and just portray her as a total drugged out skank who jumps anything with a pulse, but we got bored with actually writing anything..
So six months later and we leave all of your sad asses with one of our favorite comments:
“one of my greatest moments was becoming thinner than paris Hilton”
congratulations. You’re all victims of society.
“muah, xoxoxoxoxoxox”. | 
xoxoxoxoxo
muah! PARIS!